At least according to this site (which definitely needs a new picture).

* If you can learn to order at Starbucks, then you can learn theological language at church. - 10/25/09

* In church life, the people that are rocking the boat are hardly ever the ones rowing it. -7:13 AM Oct 20th

* Even the unchurched know 2 things: Jesus loved the poor & the sick, so they're confused when they don't see us doing either. -10:18 AM Oct 3rd

* We've jazzed up the music, spiced up the sermons, and spruced up the buildings but the wheat still isn't harvesting itself. -1:53 PM Sep 30th

* Got a free first class upgrade- almost as good as getting the back row at church. ;-) Good times! -8:58 AM Sep 18th

* Headed to the orthodontist: lots of teenagers, Hannah Montana music, pink braces, and a puzzled look from them wondering why I'm there. -7:29 AM Sep 11th

* Watching the 5th season of 24 w/ Donna. She says I could whip Jack Bauer in a fight. And, Chuck Norris, too. Yep. ;-) -7:16 PM Sep 8th

* Fishing w/ my girls. If it goes well, I'll be posting pics of a HUGE fish. If not, I'll just write about the HUGE fish ;-) 2:25 PM Sep 7th

* RT: @thomrainer Marley didn't behave at vet. I responded by getting him neutered // As his employee, this concerns me. ;-) -1:57 PM Aug 29th

* Heading in to the office. Anglicans like to meet early. I need to introduce them to the slacker ways of low church evangelicalism. ;-) -4:38 AM Aug 20th

Bonus two tweets, for being our 2nd featured twit:

* Hoping to make it to worship tonight, but my wife drives the speed limit. Ugh. Like Sammy Hagar, I can't drive 55. ;-) -1:14 PM Aug 16th

* Just walked on the set where Hee Haw was filmed. Now I can die; my life is complete. ;-) -7:22 PM Aug 4th

It would appear that I use emoticons entirely too much. ;-)